POUL WINSLOW Harlekin

As I lit the pipe i stared into the coals that had been made, and the sweet aroma of the tobacco, which smelled like a smell i experienced before. And upon staring into the tobacco taken back to they years I would spent in Kansas as a Utility Worker for a agricultural corporation (which I will not name). It was 1993 and I was a healthy 25 years old. I would say that I was in the prime physical shape of my life and life was good. But I remember driving my truck home from a party that had gone late into the night. I cant remember how late it was, but it was late enough for me to be the only car on the road for miles.

As my truck sat there at a stop sign, it suddenly shut off. This puzzled me, but i figured that it must happen occasionally to everyone. I tried to start the truck again, but i got nothing. I couldn't even get battery power. It was like someone had set off an EMP, totally killing my truck. I stepped out of my truck and started toward the front when a bright orange light shown down on me like a spot light. My first thought was "Military?!" but once I moved my eyes to the light's source I knew that this was not military. Immediately after i laid eyes on the light source my body began to rise, as i was leaving the ground, moving closer to this object hovering over me...

You guessed it. I was abducted by aliens. The source of the light, i had gathered was a UFO. Once I was in the alien craft I was terrified but fascinated at the same time. I was then approached by aliens themselves. They wore black and green colored suits so that none of their true skin or true form was revealed. multiple approached me and dragged me to a chamber deep in the ship.

Once i was in this chamber I was kept in a type of restraints that i cannot explain. The room was furnished with what looked like a bed and strange form which emitted light; I took these to be lamps. As I stood there restrained and alone, a message appeared on the wall across from me, written in plain english "The Queen approaches to meet you." At this point I thought I was going to be feasted on by a hideous monster. But as the chamber opened, a beautiful creature stood before me. She was not human, but she was humanoid with grey skin, black hair and dark blue lips. Her clothing was black and green and skin tight, accenting her large breasts, long legs and firm alien butt. I couldn't help but think dirty thoughts about this beautiful beast that was going to kill me.

Her yellow eyes pierced through me as she approached me, removed the restraints and pointed towards the bed like structure. I did as she had commanded. "Lay" she said. So I did. As i did that she pushed a button on her clothing, near the wrist, and her clothing disappeared. She stood before me naked, this alien queen, her body adorned with strange tattoos. She began to undress me and i let her have my way with me, as she did me like no human ever did or ever will be ABLE TO! The skeletal structure of this species of humanoids had to be different because she did things to me that seemed to defy gravity. But never was i in pain. Only intense pleasure as her gray body swayed too and fro on my american made shaft, while she emitted intense screams in her native alien tongue.

When she finished with me after what seemed like days, the queen got up from the bed and placed her finger on my wrist. I saw a strange alien mark begin to form there as i glanced one last time at her supple breasts and I drifted into a deep sleep.

I awoke in my truck with the sun shining on my face, at the same stop sign where I had been abducted. I wondered if it had all been a dream. If the ecstasy i had experienced had merely been in my imagination. As i looked at my wrist I say the mark she made, almost like a tattoo, there on my skin. I knew it was real. i knew what had happened was true. I had nailed an alien queen. I had fulfilled the dreams of every nerd/geek/dweeb on the face of the planet by bedding with an extra-terrestrial goddess. This tobacco reminds me of her smell. I will move it up in my rotation and will probably smoke it each day to remember her.