G. L. Pease Invasion

While running past Hanger 18 during the Air Force Marathon on Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, I spotted a silver metallic box gleaming from behind a large bush. I sent the box to the underground laboratories of G.L. Pease where its contents were analyzed to reveal an other-worldly pipe weed resembling a rich, full latakia mixture with a high percentage of flue-cured leaf, as well as other unidentifiable, previously unknown varieties of exceptional smoothness. After months of exhaustive qualitative testing, only enough of this alien treasure remained to produce 125 tins of two ounces each.